Ligmapban is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited centipede.

Ligmapban created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligmapban, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ligmapban, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Ligmapban's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Ligmapban's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Ligmapban loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.