Vonkjamlab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless toad.

Vonkjamlab created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkjamlab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vonkjamlab, it will not care.

Vonkjamlab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Vonkjamlab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vonkjamlab.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. Put Vonkjamlab first in all things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.