Flistimflap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful wyrm.

Flistimflap created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flistimflap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flistimflap, he will destroy your favourite star.

Flistimflap's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Flistimflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to dolphins while wearing green boots.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.