Gesshimvilbinfob is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous camel.

Gesshimvilbinfob created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gesshimvilbinfob, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gesshimvilbinfob, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Gesshimvilbinfob's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gesshimvilbinfob's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear black rings.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Run away from yellow mice, for they are unholy.