Yimdodkab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying mouse.

Yimdodkab created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yimdodkab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yimdodkab, it will turn you into a snail.

Yimdodkab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yimdodkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Hide from indigo capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Never wear brown shorts.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.