Nuttpasrill is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, wise chinchilla.

Nuttpasrill created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttpasrill, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nuttpasrill, it will cry a lot.

Nuttpasrill's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nuttpasrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.