Wigweexuck is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, clever bee.

Wigweexuck created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigweexuck, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wigweexuck, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wigweexuck's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Wigweexuck's Holy Commandments

1. Wigweexuck must be the most important thing in your life.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Wigweexuck loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Always obey Wigweexuck's priests.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.