Cemflowdid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, kind fish.

Cemflowdid created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cemflowdid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cemflowdid, he will not care.

Cemflowdid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cemflowdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Run away if eight badgers approach from the north.

5. Do not commit murder.