Mifranbid is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless wyrm.

Mifranbid created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifranbid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mifranbid, it will turn you into a hamster.

Mifranbid's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Mifranbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not trade with those who eat onions.