Kabyogbot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awesome mink.

Kabyogbot created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabyogbot, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kabyogbot, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kabyogbot's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Kabyogbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Kabyogbot's priests.

2. Always help sick turtles.

3. You must pray to Kabyogbot seven times a day.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.