Targtunzan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective human.

Targtunzan created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targtunzan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Targtunzan, it will turn you into a dog.

Targtunzan's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Targtunzan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six snakes approach from the north.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must love Targtunzan.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about black holes.