Hudcemshav is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful snake.

Hudcemshav created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Hudcemshav, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hudcemshav, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hudcemshav's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hudcemshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never paint your neck yellow.

4. Never bounce in the presence of snails.

5. Feed all hungry otters.