Midbugbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless seal.

Midbugbeg created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midbugbeg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Midbugbeg, he will be very sad.

Midbugbeg's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Midbugbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Never run in the presence of shrews.

3. Never paint your chest gray.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

5. Respect your elders.