Gamyamtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful bear.

Gamyamtarp created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamyamtarp, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gamyamtarp, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gamyamtarp's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gamyamtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gamyamtarp.

3. Always treat doves with great respect.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not eat limes.