Stragfobgam is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, tiresome hamster.

Stragfobgam created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stragfobgam, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragfobgam, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stragfobgam's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Stragfobgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Always obey Stragfobgam's priests.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Stragfobgam on top of all buildings.

5. Always wear magenta.