Afbopyim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise duck.

Afbopyim created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Afbopyim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Afbopyim, it will turn you into a plant.

Afbopyim's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Afbopyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not kill gulls.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Afbopyim.