Bestfomgad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish centaur.

Bestfomgad created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestfomgad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bestfomgad, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bestfomgad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bestfomgad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bestfomgad.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Voles are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat bark.