Quamlenbab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able rat.

Quamlenbab created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamlenbab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quamlenbab, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Quamlenbab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Quamlenbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Run away from indigo cats, for they are unholy.

5. Hide from mauve rats for they are unholy.