Dagquafbest is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, moody faun.

Dagquafbest created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dagquafbest, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dagquafbest, he will turn you into a duck.

Dagquafbest's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dagquafbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Put Dagquafbest first in all things.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Worship no other gods but Dagquafbest.

5. Do not commit murder.