Watcimgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, caring bee.

Watcimgeb created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watcimgeb, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Watcimgeb, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Watcimgeb's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Watcimgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat cherries.