Fodlinlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unjust dog.

Fodlinlarn created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodlinlarn, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fodlinlarn, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fodlinlarn's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fodlinlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.