Zimripwod is a god.

She takes the form of a large, impressive guinea pig.

Zimripwod created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimripwod, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zimripwod, she will turn you into a rat.

Zimripwod's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Zimripwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Zimripwod on top of all buildings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

4. Never laugh in the presence of goats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.