Nutnarbedjinfadcinsogjen is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, ruthless horse.

Nutnarbedjinfadcinsogjen created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutnarbedjinfadcinsogjen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nutnarbedjinfadcinsogjen, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Nutnarbedjinfadcinsogjen's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nutnarbedjinfadcinsogjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. Worship no other gods but Nutnarbedjinfadcinsogjen.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.