Sogmothit is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, competent butterfly.

Sogmothit created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogmothit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sogmothit, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sogmothit's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sogmothit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Sogmothit on top of important buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Do not shave your face.