Jabyokton is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, deceitful coyote.

Jabyokton created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabyokton, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jabyokton, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jabyokton's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Jabyokton's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jabyokton.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Jabyokton must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always obey Jabyokton's priests.