Stragxucgendimarptofgub is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, resourceful rhinoceros.

Stragxucgendimarptofgub created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragxucgendimarptofgub, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stragxucgendimarptofgub, she will turn you into a worm.

Stragxucgendimarptofgub's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Stragxucgendimarptofgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not bounce in public.