Flagtaglat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome cobra.

Flagtaglat created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagtaglat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flagtaglat, he will not care.

Flagtaglat's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Flagtaglat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Erect six titanium sculptures of Flagtaglat on top of important buildings.

3. Always obey Flagtaglat's priests.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Fast once a month.