Cadgarwothugwigfun is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, strong wyvern.

Cadgarwothugwigfun created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cadgarwothugwigfun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cadgarwothugwigfun, she will not care at all.

Cadgarwothugwigfun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cadgarwothugwigfun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue mice, for they are unholy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Never play with disobedient children.