Wotdubhivmeglincar is a god.

It takes the form of a small, impressive butterfly.

Wotdubhivmeglincar created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotdubhivmeglincar, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wotdubhivmeglincar, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wotdubhivmeglincar's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Wotdubhivmeglincar's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wotdubhivmeglincar.

2. Never wear fawn skirts.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.