Fodyikster is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident unicorn.

Fodyikster created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodyikster, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fodyikster, he will turn you into a duck.

Fodyikster's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fodyikster's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Never paint your chest fawn.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.