Fotfossnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful salamander.

Fotfossnurl created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Fotfossnurl, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fotfossnurl, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fotfossnurl's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fotfossnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Always help tortoises.

5. Do not commit murder.