Fomraglak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, moody parrot.

Fomraglak created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomraglak, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fomraglak, he will remove you from existence.

Fomraglak's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fomraglak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Run away from brown monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fomraglak on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.