Dotbesstailfabgedveg is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unfair jackal.

Dotbesstailfabgedveg created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotbesstailfabgedveg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dotbesstailfabgedveg, he will come to you in dreams.

Dotbesstailfabgedveg's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dotbesstailfabgedveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed parsnips to snails while wearing green rings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.