Funsafgut is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, competent wombat.

Funsafgut created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Funsafgut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Funsafgut, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Funsafgut's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Funsafgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Never sing in the presence of tapirs.

4. Never sit near porpoises.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Funsafgut.