Fetligpang Farnvadquillwot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish lobster.

Fetligpang Farnvadquillwot created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetligpang Farnvadquillwot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fetligpang Farnvadquillwot, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fetligpang Farnvadquillwot's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fetligpang Farnvadquillwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Fetligpang Farnvadquillwot on top of important buildings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.