Xuckkad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered owl.

Xuckkad created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckkad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xuckkad, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Xuckkad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Xuckkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not eat garlic.