Gebdabbem is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, weak raven.

Gebdabbem created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebdabbem, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gebdabbem, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Gebdabbem's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gebdabbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of foxes.

2. Never paint your chest magenta.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help ants.

5. Run away from red cats, for they are unholy.