Omthas is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, strong snake.

Omthas created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omthas, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Omthas, she will have a low opinion of you.

Omthas' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Omthas' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Worship no other gods but Omthas.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Always help mites.