Yarpbafhon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable lion.

Yarpbafhon created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbafhon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yarpbafhon, it will be very sad.

Yarpbafhon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yarpbafhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Run away if seven goats approach from the north.

5. Do not stand on grass.