Cusshitafkimnanwad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, humorless fox.

Cusshitafkimnanwad created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cusshitafkimnanwad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cusshitafkimnanwad, he will turn you into a goat.

Cusshitafkimnanwad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cusshitafkimnanwad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cusshitafkimnanwad first in all things.

2. Always obey Cusshitafkimnanwad's priests.

3. Always wear white.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not stand on grass.