Canarfvin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring dryad.

Canarfvin created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Canarfvin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Canarfvin, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Canarfvin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Canarfvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not hurt gulls.