Bessfidquam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, omniscient octopus.

Bessfidquam created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bessfidquam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bessfidquam, she will come to you in dreams.

Bessfidquam's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bessfidquam's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never paint your neck magenta.

5. Do not laugh in public.