Cussvolbell Wigbossflag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, flying otter.

Cussvolbell Wigbossflag created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussvolbell Wigbossflag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cussvolbell Wigbossflag, he will not care.

Cussvolbell Wigbossflag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cussvolbell Wigbossflag's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Worship no other gods but Cussvolbell Wigbossflag.

3. You must pray to Cussvolbell Wigbossflag nine times a day.

4. Run away if four tapirs approach from the west.

5. Never hurt otters.