Tarjonjintan is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, capable giraffe.

Tarjonjintan created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Tarjonjintan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tarjonjintan, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tarjonjintan's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tarjonjintan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.