Dinappniggub is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, annoying octopus.
Dinappniggub created the Sun four million years ago.
If you believe in Dinappniggub, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in Dinappniggub, she will not invite you to parties.
Dinappniggub's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Dinappniggub's Holy Commandments
1. Feed all hungry monkeys.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Worship no other gods but Dinappniggub.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.