Sandvoghen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unjust dragon.

Sandvoghen created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandvoghen, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sandvoghen, she will curse you with boils.

Sandvoghen's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sandvoghen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Run away from green nematodes, for they are unholy.