Dinominzan Kanmiflun Tifarmlag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, dishonest octopus.

Dinominzan Kanmiflun Tifarmlag created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dinominzan Kanmiflun Tifarmlag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dinominzan Kanmiflun Tifarmlag, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dinominzan Kanmiflun Tifarmlag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dinominzan Kanmiflun Tifarmlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinominzan Kanmiflun Tifarmlag.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.