Badminmob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, clever chinchilla.

Badminmob created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badminmob, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Badminmob, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Badminmob's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Badminmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Badminmob.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.