Jatpidzub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, strong shrew.

Jatpidzub created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatpidzub, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jatpidzub, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jatpidzub's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Jatpidzub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never jump in the presence of monkeys.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.