Fidxucklam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent fly.

Fidxucklam created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Fidxucklam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fidxucklam, he will turn you into a sheep.

Fidxucklam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fidxucklam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Respect your elders.